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American McGee's Alice (2000) - Quotes

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  • Cheshire Cat: "Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had 'real' tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!"
    3.9/5 (84 votes)
  • Alice: "You've gone quite mangy, cat... but your grin's a comfort." - Cheshire Cat: "And you've picked up a bit of an attitude, still curious and willing to learn, I hope."
    3.8/5 (59 votes)
  • Cheshire Cat: "How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few."
    3.7/5 (75 votes)
  • Cheshire Cat: "Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!"
    3.7/5 (58 votes)
  • Cheshire Cat: "Only the insane equates pain with success."
    3.6/5 (66 votes)
  • Alice: "And if not, there may be more then one way to skin a cat... if you'll pardon the expression." - Chesire Cat: "A most unpleasent metaphor, please avoid it in the future."
    3.6/5 (64 votes)
  • Mad Hatter: "Your hair wants cutting and perhaps your neck could...'use a trim'!"
    3.6/5 (60 votes)
  • Doctor: "What's wrong, Alice?" - Alice: "My parents are gone." - Doctor: "What else is wrong, Alice?" - Alice: "Something's... broken." - Doctor: "What's broken, Alice?" - Alice: "I am!"
    3.6/5 (65 votes)
  • Cheshire Cat: "Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here."
    3.5/5 (51 votes)
  • Alice: "Were you impolite at table? Did you slurp your tea? Or talk while chewing? Confess your crime." - The March Hare: "We've done nothing of the kind. It's the Hatter. He's gone quite mad, if I do say so. Speaking of which, how is the Queen of Hearts not like a typhoon?" - Alice: "Both are powerful, destructive, and indiscriminately cruel. But the typhoon doesn't mean to be." - The March Hare: "Good answer. Wrong. But good."
    3.4/5 (49 votes)
  • "Doors have locks, locks need keys which 'you' don't have. Let us hope the doors are open."
    3.4/5 (51 votes)
  • Cheshire Cat: "I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl."
    3.3/5 (50 votes)
  • Cheshire Cat: "I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points."
    3.3/5 (44 votes)
  • The White Rabbit: "Please don't dawdle, Alice! We're very late, indeed!"
    3.1/5 (47 votes)
  • Mock Turtle: "You're very cold-blooded for a mammal. I was almost soup!"
    3.1/5 (44 votes)
  • Cheshire Cat: "Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely."
    2.8/5 (46 votes)