Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (GTA) (2004) - Quotes |
- DJ The Funktipus: "I'm the Funktipus and I got my tentacles wrapped around your San Andreas, ain't my fault."
- Carl Johnson: "Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur!"
- Carl Johnson: "Can you shoot?" - The Truth: "Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"
- Pedestrian: "Here, take the car, I just want the insurance money."
- Carl Johnson: "Don't blame me, blame society."
- Carl Johnson: "Asshole, my shit!"
- Carl Johnson: "Remember, heroes get killed."
- Carl Johnson: "Hey, what up Z!" - Zero: "Nothing is up Carl, apart from my blood pressure, and the imminent collapse of my hopes and dreams." - "Why?" - "As usual, the forces of darkness have triumphed over good. Life is nothing but misery, briefly interspersed with agony." - "Z, whatchoo on? Whatever it is, you need to reduce the dosage!" - "Exuse me, but I never take drugs. We all know drugs are for losers, and/or sex maniacs, and right now, sex is the last thing on my mind." - "Thank God for that!"
- Pedestrian: "Have you ever been to Liberty City? What a dump!"
- Pedestrian: "Did someone die in your mouth?"
- Carl Johnson: "You hit me! I'm-a hit you back!"
- Pedestrian: "Don't make me come out my face!"
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Games: 140
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Games: 140
Quotes: 808