Postal 2 - Quotes | game-quotes.com

"You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!"
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"Guns don't kill people, I do."
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"Today is the first day of the end of your life."
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"Now the flowers will grow."
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"Only my gun understands me."
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"You sick bastard!"
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"Whoa, what a stench. Did someone slaughter a goat in here?! Seriously, I wanna know!"
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"That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!"
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"Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!"
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"Smells like chicken!"
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"You might think I'm a racist, but I kill all races equally."
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"I regret nothing!"
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"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine."
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The Postal Dude: "I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first."
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Postal 2 (2002) - Quotes