The Secret of Monkey Island (1990) - Quotes |
- Murray: "I'm Murray, the demonic skeleton... uh... the mighty demonic skull!! And I'm in some need of some bones. Maybe I'll just take yours!" - Guybrush: What are you going to do? Head-butt me!" - Murray: "I'll think of something! Could you... er... Could you pick me up so i can bite you?"
- Guybrush: "If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?" - Murray: "I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the... er... What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens." - Guybrush: "Nope. You blew it." - Murray: "Drat."
- Guybrush: "How can you see without eyeballs?" - Murray: "How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer."
- LeChuck: "It's days like this that make ye glad to be dead." - Bob: "Oh, yes sir... glad to be dead." - LeChuck: "Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT?" - Bob: "Oh yes sir. I feel so luck that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board... yes sir... lucky."
- Pirate: "You make me want to puke." - Guybrush Threepwood: "You make me think somebody already did."
- "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
- Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer!" - Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow!"
- "HA! Guybrush Threepwood! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!" - "Hey! What's your name then? " - "Mancomb Seepgood."
- Pirate Leader: "Do you have any special skills?" - Guybrush: "I can hold my breath for ten minutes!"
- Guybrush Threepwood: "That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
- LeChuck: "You dared come here to confront me!" - Guybrush Threepwood: "I've just remembered an appointment at the dentist's."
- LeChuck: "There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in your face."
- "Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have."
- Fester: "Well, let's hear your explanation." - Guybrush: "It belongs in a museum!"
- Guybrush: "You’re about as fearsome as a doorstop." - Murray: "Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?" - Guybrush: "Never mind."
- Murray: "I’m not bald! I just have a really high widow's peak."
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Games: 140
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Games: 140
Quotes: 808