Serious Sam II (2005) - Quotes |
 - "You have exactly five seconds to explain what i´m doing here, and two seconds have just passed."
- "Double the gun, double the fun!"
- "Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."
- "You can choose between two ways. The hard way and my way... but they are basicly the same."
- Prince Chan: "That's enough! I'll bite you're head off and shove it up your ...!" - Serious Sam: "Look, just give me the Medallion and nobody will get hurt." - Prince Chan: "Over my dead body!" - Serious Sam: "I was sorta hopin' you would say that!"
- "This looks very Unreal to me..."
- "Wilmaaaaa!"
- "I eat resistance for breakfast!"
- "Yes Sir... er Ma'am!"
- Sam when talking on the phone with Mental: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." - Mental: "I'm not your father." - Sam: "Oh, yeah, that's the other movie. Anyway, I do have a few things I'd like to confess." - Mental: "Go on..." - Sam: "I've been bad; I've been following the path leading to your being, but I must admit I almost strayed away. There were some great temptations on my journey. It seems there have been a few unfortunate casualties during the past few days, and I'm really sorry about those- Not! It's also possible I accidentally dropped a few bombs here and there, but fortunately, some of your employees caught them. Apparently, I also slightly murdered many of your staff, which indeed might be the case. And I'm almost sorry about that so I hope that counts. Uh, oh, yeah, I might've used some bad language from time to time, but who gives a crap. Uh, finally I'm heading straight towards you, and nothing, but nothing can drag me away from your path. So please have faith in this one thing: I'm coming to get YOU."
- "I've gotta have a serious talk with Croteam, one of these days."
- "Those rocks can shake, but I won't Quake."
- "Let's go Bowling!"
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