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The Simpsons: Hit & Run (2003) - Quotes

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  • Homer: "And people say I'm slow. Wait a minute! That was an insult!"
    3.3/5 (11 votes)
  • Apu: "Unless I redeem myself, I will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber. Or worse, a land cucumber!"
    3.2/5 (12 votes)
  • Chief Wiggum: "Now, first of all, if you're gonna go undercover, you are gonna need a disguise." - Lisa Simpson: "You mean like an eye patch?" - Chief Wiggum: "Hey, good one! If we could afford a disguise like that, I wouldn't be payed in potato chip coupons."
    3.1/5 (9 votes)
  • Smithers: "I dented your car, which probably dented my car also. Well, I dented your car."
    2.8/5 (9 votes)
  • Homer Simpson: "Barney, you know that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back." - Barney Gumble: "Now what am I gonna use for a toilet?"
    2.7/5 (10 votes)
  • Homer: "Bart did it!"
    2.7/5 (9 votes)
  • Lisa: "Dad, I'm so proud of you for stopping the alien invasion." - Homer: "Did that really happen? I thought it was a bad dream from eating too many raw hot dogs." - "No, Homey! You're the town hero!" - "Really? And what about the ninja babysitters? Was that real or a hot dog dream?" - "Hot dog dream."
    2.6/5 (12 votes)
  • Homer Simpson: "C. Montgomery Burns! I know you're guilty! J'accused! Sir." - C. Montgomery Burns: "Fine, I'll admit it. I had Amelia Earhart's plane shot down. That hussy was getting too big for her jodhpurs."
    2.6/5 (9 votes)
  • Homer: "I'm a lean, mean... speed thingy!"
    2.5/5 (10 votes)
  • Homer: "Oh, I forgot my mission."
    2.5/5 (11 votes)