Before you I place a choice. Walk through the blue door and continue to face yet more failures at saving those closest to you. Your race will live on borrowed time and will, through your violent arrogance, wind up extinct. Walk through the red door, however, and I will release the humans whom I have collected. I will give them amnesty and even a ship from my fleet to do with as they see fit. However, in choosing this door, you will willingly submit yourself to execution. This is the moment where you can prove to be the savior of humanity, or its absolute destroyer.

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Street Preacher:

I have been to the other side. I have been there and it's incredible. They have flying elephants. They have men made out of chocolate. They have pizzas as big as the city. They have a prize for the a person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.

Street Preacher:

Hey, hey, you gotta listen to me, you gotta hear me, are you listening? It's not real man! It's a lie, it's all lies. The government lies to us. They put robots in the drinking water, they put spies in the toilets - to watch us! You think it's a joke, the joke's on you, they're killing you! You are being harvested by a marketing machine! You're not free, you're slaves! Freedom is a lie! They use drugs to control you, they did it to me for a long time. You need love! I need you, you need me, I love you! Love me back!

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Iggy Pop:

This town is startin' to make me angry; angry and alone. And broke. Man, it's expensive to live here! Time for some commercials to refill the coffers. I've got a yoga bill like a motherfucker!

Brucie, Niko:

Brucie: "Nicky, we gotta get serious."
Niko: "All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants."

United Liberty Paper, Niko:

United Liberty Paper: "You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?"
Niko: "I'd be impressed if you had been."

Patrick McReary, Gracie Ancelotti:

Patrick McReary: "What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?"
Gracie Ancelotti: "Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you."
Patrick McReary: "Gracie, you're sweet."

Dimitri Rascalov, Niko:

Dimitri Rascalov: "I want to buy you a present."
Niko: "Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?"


I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.

Doctor, Niko:

Doctor: "Did they die of natural causes?"
Niko Bellic: "I suppose... A bullet in the head is as close to natural causes as anything in this city."

Dimitri Rascalov:

You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules.

Gordon Sargent, Niko:

Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko Bellic: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."

Elizabeta, Niko:

Elizabeta: "Everyone's a rat!"
Niko: "Not me."


War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

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