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Trevor, Franklins aunt:

Trevor: "Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.”
Aunt: “This is seven dollars?!?!”
Trevor: “I said something nice, not something expensive…!"

Beverly the Paparazzo :

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Lamar to Franklin:

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

Franklin:

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Trevor to Ron:

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

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Trevor:

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

Michael to his son:

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

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Achilles:

What's true and what IS, aren't always the same.

Connor:

I realize now that it will take time, that the road ahead is long and shrouded in darkness. It is a road that will not always take me where I wish to go and I doubt I will live to see its end, but I will travel down it, nonetheless. For at my side walks hope in the face of all that insists I turn back, I carry on and this...this is my compromise.

Elizabeth:

There's always a man. There's always a lighthouse There's always a city.

Ellie:

Everybody that I have cared about has either died or left me, everybody fucking except for you, so don't tell me I'd be more safe with someone else because the truth is I would just be more scared

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