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Trevor, Franklins aunt:

Trevor: "Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.”
Aunt: “This is seven dollars?!?!”
Trevor: “I said something nice, not something expensive…!"

Beverly the Paparazzo :

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Lamar to Franklin:

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.


I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Trevor to Ron:

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

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I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

Michael to his son:

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

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What's true and what IS, aren't always the same.


I realize now that it will take time, that the road ahead is long and shrouded in darkness. It is a road that will not always take me where I wish to go and I doubt I will live to see its end, but I will travel down it, nonetheless. For at my side walks hope in the face of all that insists I turn back, I carry on and this...this is my compromise.


There's always a man. There's always a lighthouse There's always a city.


Everybody that I have cared about has either died or left me, everybody fucking except for you, so don't tell me I'd be more safe with someone else because the truth is I would just be more scared

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