Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.

You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"

Here, take a few radiation Chems, as my little way of saying, "I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten a ball of yarn".

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the fuck up and fix me".

COMMUNISM IS A LIE!