Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.