A Quote from GTA V
Dr. Friedlander, Michael
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.
More quotes from GTA V
Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.
Chinese people – who wants to get killed in our movie?
Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.
You look like you struggle with simple tasks.
Did someone say yoga?