Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before! Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later... by myself, because you'll be dead.

We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party.

Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later.

Who are you? What is that? Oh, What's that? What's THAT? What is THAT?

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless.