One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

Everything here is meant to kill at your discretion. Except for me. I only kill when I want to.

This is all much more exciting than domestic life I assure you!

Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression.That is unfortunately not packageable.