Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression.That is unfortunately not packageable.

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.

Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.