A Quote from GTA IV
Street Preacher
I have been to the other side. I have been there and it's incredible. They have flying elephants. They have men made out of chocolate. They have pizzas as big as the city. They have a prize for the a person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.
More quotes from GTA IV
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United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
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I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.