A Quote from GTA: San Andreas

Tommy Smith

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

Submitted by mrManiakkk

CJ:

Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I fucked everything up.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Cesar about the weapon:

Carl Johnson: Oh shit! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

I'm a well-dressed maniac!

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Sweet, Kendl, CJ:

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Woozie:

CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

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