I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.

We shootin' shit up? Sprayin' some motherfuckers? I can drive-by with the best of'em.