Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.