Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

Steve Haines: Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't?

Trevor: Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.
Aunt: This is seven dollars?!?!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive…!

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

I'll be there later to sign the contracts. Just ignore the bodies…