A Quote from GTA V
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It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?
More quotes from GTA V
Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.
Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!
We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.