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Radio:

GTA, pretty much the same as the last game.

Yes Man:

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Little Jacob:

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

Note in the WC door:

I do not see the need for so many cameras.
Tom's presence everywhere is slightly oppressive. I understand the need for transparency, but why is he in the toilets?

Moira Brown, Player:

Moira: "It's like... Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass together? Even if the peices fit, you can't make it whole again the way it was. But if you're clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Mabye something wonderful, like a mosaic. Well, the world broke like glass, and everyone's trying to put it back together like it was, but it'll never come together the same way."
Player: "I don't know. Human nature doesn't change like that."
Moira: "Maybe, I've certainly heard people say that. But isn't it also human nature to try to do better than we always have?"

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GLaDOS:

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

John Marston to Abigail:

Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.

Patricia Tannis:

When you see Claptrap next, please let him know that none of my laboratory equipment has any interest in him romantically.

Sweet, Kendl, CJ:

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

UAC:

Weaponizing deamons. For a brighter tomorrow!

UAC:

Unlike everything else in your life, the work you do here matters!

No Bark Noonan:

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

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