All Quotes from Fallout: New Vegas

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Yes Man:

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Fantastic:

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Player to Canyon Runner:

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

Thomas Hildern:

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Doctor Klein:

[SUCCEEDED] NOT IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERRECTED HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.

Player to Emily Ortal:

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.

Toaster:

Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?

Toaster:

You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook the shit up!

Cass:

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Beatrix Russell:

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Lily:

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Dean Domino:

Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far trough your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red.

Yes Man:

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

No-bark Noonan:

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

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