I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

[SUCCEEDED] NOT IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERRECTED HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.

Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?

You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook the shit up!

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far trough your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.