RPG

Yes Man:

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Talking Tree:

Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.

Little Buster:

But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about asshole.

No-bark Noonan:

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

Bruce Isaac:

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Magnus:

If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.

Mordin Solus:

Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses.

Liberty Prime:

I...DIE...SO THAT...DEMOCRACY... MAY...LIVE.

Sten:

Where is the cake? I was told that there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

Sovereign:

We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

Player, Nick Valentine:

Player: "No machine should have free will."
Nick Valentine: "Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?"

John Hancock:

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

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