If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.

It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church.

I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works.

People don't forget. Nothing gets forgiven.