A Quote from The Secret of Monkey Island

Sword Teacher

Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say.

Submitted by delusk2

Lamar to Franklin:

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

Game: GTA V

Karlach:

But loneliness that deep gets into the marrow. Now that I’m here - among friends - I can feel it burning out of me. Little by little, step by step.

Game: Baldur's Gate 3

Jimmy De Santa, Michael:

Jimmy: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.

Game: GTA V

Pandora:

If humankind had no more cause for war, if would make war for sport instead.

Game: The Talos Principle 2

Simeon:

You tell me what you want and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be.

Game: GTA V

Number of Quotes: 1345

English Quotes 656

German Quotes 689

Number of Games: 576