I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.

A tech corporation acting unethically? Sounds out of character, but let's investigate anyway.

I wanna ride you until you see stars.

I've been wondering, what made our ancestors settle in these godforsaken places? It can't have been easy with those frail, squishy bodies of theirs.
What makes a caveman go yes, this frozen hellscape is where I want to live out my days?

And this... this... is my punishment.