Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

[SUCCEEDED] NOT IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERRECTED HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.

V, V, V... If you don't have a titanium skull lining, you are gonna have memory problems in no time.

I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.