Fine, I guess I'll just stay here and eat dirt or whatever.

Mirror: A mirror hangs above a bent and broken sink. In a fierce discharge of masculine energy, someone has ripped half of the faucet off.

Conceptualization: Was this not the same elan that founds empires and lays waste to cities, virile, uncaring towards the little things?

There is no shame in using a parasol in the desert. As it happens, it's imperative to your survival!

Johnny: Know that data's cause enough for MaxTac to max-murder you?
V: They'll have to get in line.