Some days, you are the Hunt; some days, you are the hunted.

I have no heart to give to Death. Perhaps, I'll give her the hearts of others. Yes, one-thousand should do it.

I am neither man nor woman, but both deserve more respect than you do.

Let’s see if my knife fits in your skull.

When you see Claptrap next, please let him know that none of my laboratory equipment has any interest in him romantically.