Problem with that is, the dead don't give a fuck about flowers and lit candles... They're fuckin' dead.

Johnny: Lawyers are not to be trusted.
V: There any kinds or people worthy of your trust?
Johnny: Course. Sound technicians.

Soldier 1: Hey - how's a scav different from an onion?
Soldier 2: How?
Soldier 1: Don't cry no tears when you slice 'n' dice 'em.

Alex: Don't look for a friend in Reed. Not him or anyone at the agency. We're a bad influence.
V: Preciate the warning, but 1 or 2 new bad influences in my life isn't gonna tip the scales much.

Heywood? That explains your colofur CV. Theft, assault, robbery... the usual checklist.