Heywood? That explains your colofur CV. Theft, assault, robbery... the usual checklist.

Soldier 1: Hey - how's a scav different from an onion?
Soldier 2: How?
Soldier 1: Don't cry no tears when you slice 'n' dice 'em.

Johnny: Know that data's cause enough for MaxTac to max-murder you?
V: They'll have to get in line.

Guts on the walls, blood on the floor, optical on the table. Interior decoration - Scav edition.

Gaze into the abyss, you'll find the abyss starin' right back atcha.
And I don't like the look it's givin' me - the kind that says there ain't no comin' back.