Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression.That is unfortunately not packageable.

The honest philosopher is rewarded with poison; the hypocrite is rewarded with power.

A careless businessman might easily drown in the mud. Me - I prefer to stay dry.

You ever hear the saying "No good deed goes unpunished"? You hold your hand out to someone, you get bitten. You help a poor soul in need, you get fleeced for all you're worth. Save someone's life? Fill in the blank.