Jackie: Ahhh, there's the awkward silence. You, uh, wanna hear a joke?
T-Bug: Now? Seriously?
Jackie: Ok, so why'd the rockerboy's output kick him out of the apartment? ... Cause he wasn't chippin' in. Hahaa!

Well, that way you'd kill two souls. Is that what you want?

V: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Zen Master: That depends - is someone clapping with you?

True love comes to die in Night City. Husbands cheat on wives - wives cheat on husbands. Then they divorce and talk behind each other's backs.

It's like uncle Estevez always said - "If you gotta choose between your ride and savin' someone else's life, always choose the ride."