Just when we thought Macroware was done putting out unfinished games, we get this piping hot plate of spaghetti code. Frankly, I don't even know where to start. From the "story mode" which feels like it was cobbled together from the half-baked ideas of six writers working in different time zones, to the non-intuitive tutorials, to the ridiculous lag that had me up making a fresh cup of coffee between each punch, and finally to the head-scratching localization foul-ups. (Honestly, the dialogues make no sense in any language. What the hell were they originally written in? Swiss?)

V: Doesn't it bother you?
Ozob: What?
V: The grenade. You know, the one on your face?
Ozob: Eh, you get used to it. I just gotta be carefull not to pull the pin when I wanna pick my nose.

MaxTech Lieutenant: Melissa Rory, MaxTac senior officer. Please state your nmame and occupation.
Zane: Zane Jagger. I work for Jinguji, an oasis of elegance in-- Sorry. Habit.
V: V, merc. Occasional client of Zane's.
Johnny: Johnny Silverhand. Rock legend, voice in V's head, and also...
V: The fuck, Johnny...

Oo, I love this town! Love it like you might love a mother who popped you out on the steps of an orphanage and now stops you to ask if you got a smoke for her!

His idea of a romantic night out was blowing up Arasaka HQ.