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A Quote from GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Woozie

Woozie: One's a fake.
CJ: That's amazing. You didn't even touch them.
Woozie: No. I just took a guess. Why else would he come in with two chips and sound so worried?

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More quotes from GTA: San Andreas

Big Smoke:

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

CJ:

I'm a well-dressed maniac!

CJ, Cesar:

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

Sweet, Kendl, CJ:

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

CJ:

Ah shit, here we go again.

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