A Quote from GTA: San Andreas
CJ, Woozie
Woozie: One's a fake.
CJ: That's amazing. You didn't even touch them.
Woozie: No. I just took a guess. Why else would he come in with two chips and sound so worried?
More quotes from GTA: San Andreas
I'm a well-dressed maniac!
CJ: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!
Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
CJ: No. I can take rejection.
Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.