Woozie: One's a fake.
CJ: That's amazing. You didn't even touch them.
Woozie: No. I just took a guess. Why else would he come in with two chips and sound so worried?

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

I'm a well-dressed maniac!

Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I fucked everything up.

Does a polar bear shit in the woods?