CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.

Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
CJ: No. I can take rejection.

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

CJ: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!

Does a polar bear shit in the woods?