When you see Claptrap next, please let him know that none of my laboratory equipment has any interest in him romantically.

Some days, you are the Hunt; some days, you are the hunted.

Hi, you've reached Rhys Strongfork, CEO and wartime general of Atlas corporation. Quick question: who the hell is this and how did you get on my secure line?!

I am neither man nor woman, but both deserve more respect than you do.

I have no interests in cooked flesh. The chef’s life is not for me.