This is all much more exciting than domestic life I assure you!

Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.