Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.

Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.