Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy.
But you don't really believe it. You focus on the pretty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever.
It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like.

This is all much more exciting than domestic life I assure you!

One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.