Danse: "Keep away from me, you filthy ghoul."
Hancock: "Don't flatter yourself, crew cut. You ain't my type."

One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.

I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.