Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the fuck up and fix me".

Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.

But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about asshole.

Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.