Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.

Here, take a few radiation Chems, as my little way of saying, "I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten a ball of yarn".

But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about asshole.

War.. war never changes.