If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

There are two kinds of people: ones that are trying to build their future and ones that are trying to rebuild their past.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!