Kiss my arse. I'm the Lord of Murder - I'll show you why.

You were never burdened with intelligence, but your load seems to be especially light these days.

You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you.

Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.