Like moons make swell and wane the nescient seas, so too the sky-strewn gods ordain the tidal fates of mortal days. And yet - a notion born in lonely hours - come ebb, come flow, come all that is beyond the breadth of our dominion: be a moon unto yourself. Even the waves of fate can break upon the shores of will.

I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up.

I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.

Fine, I guess I'll just stay here and eat dirt or whatever.