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A Quote from Portal 2

Cave Johnson

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

Submitted by EvilKnievil

More quotes from Portal 2

Cave Johnson:

The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills here; I can talk about the control group all damn day.

Announcer:

If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples. You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.

Cave Johnson:

Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.

Fact Core:

Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.

Cave Johnson:

Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.

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