Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Does a polar bear shit in the woods?

Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I fucked everything up.

Ah shit, here we go again.

CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.