A Quote from GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Cesar

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

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Catalina, CJ:

Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
CJ: No. I can take rejection.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Tommy Smith:

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Woozie:

CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Jethro:

Does a polar bear shit in the woods?

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

Ah shit, here we go again.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

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