War.. war never changes.

Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.

You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"

But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about asshole.

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!