A Quote from GTA: San Andreas
Tommy Smith
Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.
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CJ, Woozie:
CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.
Game:
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CJ, The Truth:
CJ: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!
Game:
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Jethro:
Does a polar bear shit in the woods?
Game:
GTA: San Andreas
CJ, Cesar about the weapon:
Carl Johnson: Oh shit! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!
Game:
GTA: San Andreas
CJ:
I'm a well-dressed maniac!
Game:
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