A Quote from GTA: San Andreas

Tommy Smith

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

Submitted by mrManiakkk

CJ, Cesar about the weapon:

Carl Johnson: Oh shit! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

Ah shit, here we go again.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

I'm a well-dressed maniac!

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Big Smoke:

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Catalina, CJ:

Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
CJ: No. I can take rejection.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

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