A Quote from GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Cesar about the weapon

Carl Johnson: Oh shit! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!

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CJ, Cesar:

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

Ah shit, here we go again.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Sweet, Kendl, CJ:

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

I'm a well-dressed maniac!

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Woozie:

CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

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