Remember, V - it's unwise to engage in idle time. I am sometimes known to be rather impatient.

Just when we thought Macroware was done putting out unfinished games, we get this piping hot plate of spaghetti code. Frankly, I don't even know where to start. From the "story mode" which feels like it was cobbled together from the half-baked ideas of six writers working in different time zones, to the non-intuitive tutorials, to the ridiculous lag that had me up making a fresh cup of coffee between each punch, and finally to the head-scratching localization foul-ups. (Honestly, the dialogues make no sense in any language. What the hell were they originally written in? Swiss?)

Hey, hermano. Your new life... it starts now.

Didn't go through hell and back just to stand in front of a door.

Well, that way you'd kill two souls. Is that what you want?